Ven du volst geven der boyre-oylom*
If you were the Creator of the Universe
See lecture: Ashkenazi Food
- Ven du volst geven der boyre-oylom, | - If you were Creator of the universe, |
Vos volstu geton? | What would you do? |
Ven du volst geven der boyre-oylom, | If you were Creator of the universe, |
Vost volstu gemakht? | What would you make? |
- Kh'volt gemakht un gemakht: | - I would make |
Kh'volt gemakht a tsholnt, | a stew so big |
Er zol in oyvn nit arayngeyn - | that it couldn't fit into the oven - |
Dos volt ikh gemakht. | That's what I would make. |
Apikorsim un misnagdim | Non-believers and Hasidic opponents |
Volt ikh a krenk gegebn. | would be given an illness. |
Nor di khsidimlekh! | Only the Hasidim would enjoy the kugel! |
- Halevay, halevay, | - If only, if only |
Halevay volt es emes geven! | that would really happen! |
Ven du volst geven der boyre-oylom, | - If you were Creator of the universe, |
Vos volstu geton? | what would you do? |
Ven du volst geven der boyre-oylom, | If you were Creator of the universe, |
Vos volstu gemakht? | what would you make? |
- Khvolt gemakht un gemakht, | - I would make |
Kh'volt gemakht a kugl, | a pudding so big |
Er zol in tsholnt nit arayngeyn - | that it couldn't fit into the stew - |
Dos volt ikh gemakht. | That's what I would make. |
Apikorsim un misnagdim | Non-believers and Hasidic opponents |
Volt ikh a krenk gegebn. | would be given an illness. |
Nor di khsidimlekh! | Only the Hasidim would enjoy the pudding! |
- Halevay, halevay, | - If only, if only |
Halevay volt es emes geven! | that would really happen! |
- Ven du volst geven der boyre-oylom, | - If you were Creator of the universe, |
Vos volst geton? | what would you do? |
Ven du volst geven der boyre-oylom, | If you were Creator of the universe, |
Vos volst gemakht? | what would you make? |
- Khvolt gemakht un gemakht, | - I would make |
Khvolt gemakht a beys-oylom | a cemetry so big |
Er zol in parkan nisht arayngeyn - | that it wouldn't fit into the fence - |
Dos volt ikh gemakht. | That's what I would make. |
Apikorsim un misnagdim | Non-believers and Hasidic opponents |
Volt ikh a krenk bagrobn. | would be buried with their illness! |
Nor di khsidimlekh! | Only the Hasidim! |
- Halevay, halevay, | - If only, if only |
Halevay volt es emes geven! | that would really happen! |
* A variation of this song is called: Ven ikh volt geven der boyre-oylom. It served as the basis for one of the Lodzh Ghetto parodies.
Source: Kipnis, M. 80 Folks-lider, Vol.2, p.87